you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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