He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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