I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
