Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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