roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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