Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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