i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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