I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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