Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Is Oprah even human
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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