In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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