I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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