Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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