Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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