my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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