He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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