There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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