i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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