i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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