Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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