I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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