I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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