I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
