How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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