Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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