I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I think your dad took our porno
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
I'm really busy with my period
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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