I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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