69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We have so much sex to catch up on
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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