whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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