Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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