Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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