Midget sex pt 2 tonight
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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