Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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