So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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