Three words: puerto rican gang bang
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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