I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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