Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
