I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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