they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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