Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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