honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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