Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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