Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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