well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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