I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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