it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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