shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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