Best friends brother. Beat that.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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