I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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