so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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