Nicole vs. Life
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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