Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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