Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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