Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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