I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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